"In-the-knows" have painted themselves into a corner

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Wonder what the excuse will be THIS time?

You'd only need to wait 13 business days to find out. LOL.

WE are watching the forums in an effort to come up with plausible excuses that the SIheeple masses will take to heart. WE are expecting to need these excuses within the next 13 business days. Your cooperation would be MUCH appreciated to brainstorm NEW EXCUSES!!!! SI, We will be with you, WELL into the future, providing..........(you guessed it)....................EXCUSES!!!!! TA-DAAAHH!! YEEHAWW PARTY SUNSHINE I'M WALKIN ON THE F'IN BEACH MO-FOS!!!!!!!

P.S. Please be careful of OTHER companies which are trying to SCAM YOU!!

They could blame it on Global Warming! The computer wires, phone wires and keyboard keys over heated and melted, preventing the dedicated and over trained staff of 500 from doing their assigned duties.

Or, they could just say they overslept, as compulsive liars are apt to do. Yes, poor 1-with-head-up-his-azz will have to go back to bragging to the local mental asylum patients about things he thinks he knows so much about. They're just about the only people who will believe him anymore. Even his loyal SIeeple are dropping out of his koolaid club.

Nope,there can't be any excuses.Don't forget,payouts have already started. LOL! All those billionaire accounts have been paid! There's no explaining why 1000's of us haven't been paid AGAIN.

No way out of the hole they dug for themselves this time.

Not the Al Gore tinged excuse for everything bad that happens, the old Global Warming....there is not a leftist elitist here is there? I know, you could use the good old excuse that has worked so well for the masses for the past 7 years or so, if it doesn't happen, blame it on George Bush.....he spent the money on his daughter's wedding.....he used it to bail out the mortgage companies.....he's so stupid that he lost all the SI money.....it's the Patriot Act come back to haunt him.....if only the Congress would pass FISA.....oops, wait, he may be listening in here and find out I said this, sorry George, just kidding....I don't really think this, and I don't think you caused all those tornadoes last week either, just the first two.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Wonder what the excuse will be THIS time?

The hackers of course have stolen the funds.

Ha Ha


Oh yes it would have to be there to be stolen I get it.
If it was never there then it was never stolen ding ding ding ding ding.
Finally a real answer for a change . Oh and flying piggy whats up have you any answers?

1. [Insert name of conspiratorial government agency here] has interfered the process.

2. Everyone above [insert absurd million dollar value here] has been paid. Everyone below [insert absurd million dollar value here] now must wait until the website is online.

3. The German judge ran off with the funds and now is partying in Rio with his busty secretary Helga.

4. The database crashed (again).

5. A dog ate your payment.

You people are retards

Originally Posted by Unregistered

You people are retards

I prefer Tard, truthfully.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

blame it on George Bush.....he spent the money on his daughter's wedding.....

I saw those pictures. That cowboy doesn't spend his money as freely as he spends ours.